Aidan for Vice President

AIDANLast week my brother Thom (pastor, dad, Star Wars nerd…) emailed me asking for ideas for his 10-year-old son Aidan’s Vice Presidential campaign at school. My brother is amazingly creative (many of you know him from his insightful Biblical discussions on the most recent seasons of The Gospel According to The Walking Dead blog… subscribe to those HERE), and sure enough, these presidential campaign ideas were hilarious!

I had to share them with you. Here’s the email I received from him, along with his ideas for Aidan’s Vice Presidential campaign.

Jonathan,

I am trying to put together some campaign ideas for Aidan’s Vice Presidential Campaign for next year. We need to make his posters within the next couple of days, and so I am scrambling for ideas. A lot of kids are running, so I thought it would be good to be creative and funny. I have come up with some ideas below, but I would love some new suggestions.

If you can think of anything, let me know. 

Also, if you particularly like any of the ones below, let me know!

Thanks!

Thom

Ad Ideas for Aidan’s Vice Presidential Campaign

Aidan McKee
The Force is With Me,
And No One Else!

Aidan McKee
All or Nothing
With a lot of Nuance

Aidan McKee
I Am the Most Humble Candidate in the History of the World!

Aidan McKee
If the President Dies,
I’m Your Man!

Aidan McKee
No New Taxes, Ever!

Aidan McKee
A Vote for Change,
Exact Change!

Aidan McKee
The Only Candidate Who Can Establish Lasting Peace in the Middle East!

Aidan McKee
Way Better Than a Few of the Other Candidates!

Aidan McKee
I Will Put the Vice in Vice President

Aidan McKee
He’s Bad!
(That’s bad meaning good, not bad meaning bad)

Aidan McKee
Equality for Everyone!
And Even More Equality for Fourth and Fifth Graders

Aidan McKee
A Vote Against Mediocrity
“I Will Work Tirelessly for You… Unless it is Raining”

Aidan McKee
The Perfect Choice for Short Geeky Scottish Americans with Braces!

Aidan McKee
Unlike Some Other Candidates, I Will Not Steal Billions from Your Pensions!

Aidan McKee
Freedom First!
(Unless, your freedom infringes on the rights of others, takes precedent over more established freedoms, releases hardened criminals to commit more crimes or just annoys others.)

Aidan McKee
I  Know That the Possibility of Successfully Navigating an Asteroid Field is Approximately 3,720 to 1

Aidan McKee
The Only Candidate Who Is Serious About the Flying Monkey Problem

Vote for Aidan McKee
Girls Will Finally Pay Attention to Me

Aidan McKee
This is My Real Hair

Aidan McKee
An Advocate for the Little Guy,
For Obvious Reasons

Aidan McKee
Leadership, Honesty, Excellent Penmanship

Aidan McKee
Not Just an Agent of Change
A Secret Agent of Change

Aidan McKee
He Puts the Stud in Student Council

Aidan McKee
Four Out of Five Dentists Recommend Aidan for their Patients Who Vote for Vice President

Aidan McKee
Not Afraid to Stand Up to Big Government or Little Sixth Graders

Aidan McKee
I Would Never Spoil Star Wars by Saying that Kylo Ren Killed His Dad Han Solo

Aidan McKee
Time Traveling Robots’ Worst Enemy

About Jonathan McKee

president of The Source for Youth Ministry, is the author of over twenty books including the brand new The Teen’s Guide to Social Media & Mobile Devices, If I Had a Parenting Do Over, 52 Ways to Connect with Your Smartphone Obsessed Kid; and the Amazon Best Seller - The Guy's Guide to God, Girls and the Phone in Your Pocket. He has over 20 years youth ministry experience and speaks to parents and leaders worldwide, all while providing free resources for youth workers and parents on his websites, TheSource4YM.com and TheSource4Parents.com. You can follow Jonathan on his blog, getting a regular dose of youth culture and parenting help. Jonathan, his wife Lori, and their three kids live in California.
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