Some of you might be familiar with a little Christian publication called the Wittenburg Door. (I warn you- They have always been a little edgy… )
I almost fell out of my chair with some of their “Hardcore Baptist Pick-up Lines.”
A few of them:
I’m sure glad your mama was pro-life.
Let’s go back to my place—I’ve got the complete VeggieTales.
Baby, you’re like a burning bush. I feel like Moses, all I want is a glimpse of the Promised Land.
You look like the whore of Babylon—and I mean that in a good way.
You look like Ruth from the Bible. She was a Christian—at least she would have been if she was born a few hundred years later. Are you a Christian? Because I only court Christians, and I’m very interested in courting you if your father says it’s okay.
Hey, babe, if you were the mission, then I’d be a missionary.
The whole list is here… (some a little too irreverant for my taste)